"The Australian Medical Association has weighed in
on the new Rudd Health Care Proposals...
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the
Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under
a misconception. Opthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow Up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart of say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to all the assholes* (sorry - politicians)
in Canberra."
*Obviously American in origin. Asses live in barns and zoos and occasionally in the wild, not in holes. Arseholes however, (sorry - politicians) live in Canberra.
Two asses
(Thanks to Groupthink)
http://www.stevefielding.com.au/climate_change/
Another ass
These are the other kind in Canberra
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